Soggy Biscuit

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.
by A weirdo January 16, 2009
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biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.
let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.
by henry's balls October 16, 2007
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pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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biscuit ride

the act of deficating while having 69 on the toilet.
The man sits on the toilet pooping while the girl does a hand stand and the man holds her feet while eating her out and she gives him a blowjob. the girl can be deficating also but is not required
Omg Dude Zach got a smelly biscuit ride from lindsey last night.
by Keegan and Drasen February 29, 2008
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Biscuit Butt

Alexa Bliss' ass
Alexa Bliss' has a biscuit butt, it's cute and in shape
by SexualVanilla3575 June 23, 2019
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Man Biscuit

A Man Biscuit is generally referring to a man, who is a slut and sleeps with anything he can get his hands on.
That man named Earl, he's a bit of a Nazi man biscuit.
by Mega Bitch 2000 January 16, 2005
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disco biscuits

"ludes, man, fuckin ludes"

A slang term from the 1970s for Quaaludes: A trademark used for the drug methaqualone.

See also: Quaaludes and Ludes.
Hey baby, you wanna pop some disco biscuits and then take a ride in my shaggin wagon?
by Grendel February 27, 2004
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