Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

betterganger

A person's doppleganger, but more attractive. i.e. what would happen if their parents had had sex with someone better looking.

"That guy looks just like Mike, but without the five chins."
"Amazing! Must be his betterganger."

by Cold Boy July 6, 2018

Betterer

Better than better

Puppies are betterer than babies

by Kat2365948 September 25, 2018

Better'n's Administration

A sector of government tasked with maintaining the haughty arrogance of "those who served".

The US Better'n's Administration supposedly offers counselling for PTSD, but all they really do is maintain the ex-soldier's stuck-up attitude and try to make him forget that in reality he deserves no extra respect or consideration at all... he didn't truly "serve our country"; he merely killed a whole bunch of people, and so he's nothing but a trained murderer.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Bettering

Turning someone into a better person.

I'm bettering you, Zach. You're gonna have thicker skin at the end of your life.

by Chicken 🐔 February 25, 2019

Better

When you are more good at something than others.

Yaritza is better than Armando

by Jaizime March 9, 2019

betterficial

A combination or better and beneficial.

Good for most but better for the person who came up the idea or plan.

Ok for you good for me.

Not good for you but great for me.

It would be a great benefit for the store if you can work this weekend. I understand, but it would be betterficial if I didn’t.

by Dr Express May 15, 2019