betterficial

A combination or better and beneficial.

Good for most but better for the person who came up the idea or plan.

Ok for you good for me.

Not good for you but great for me.

It would be a great benefit for the store if you can work this weekend. I understand, but it would be betterficial if I didn’t.

betterficial by Dr Express May 15, 2019

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betterfication

to better the situation.

dude, that party was totally betterficationed because of me.

betterfication by Ivar the legless January 24, 2009

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Betterfication

The process of betterfying one's life

When he put some betterfication in his life, he began to love it

Betterfication by Will.Bull November 21, 2011

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Butterficial insemination

(v) the act of inseminating a container of popcorn, via a straw, with multiple layers of butter. This act starts from the inner (lower) levels of the popcorn moving in a circular pattern continuing upward until the popcorn is fully saturated with butter, inside and out.

I'm going to butterficial insemination Ted Cruz if that piece of shit wins.

Butterficial insemination by butterficial November 6, 2018

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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