Brennan 

A gay teenage boy who only plays hockey and sucks dick on the side

“Did u see that guy? He’s such a noob”
“Yeah he’s such a Brennan”

Brennan by Annanelson7 November 4, 2019

Brennan LeJeune 

A man with a very small dick, and doesn’t hit puberty until he is 19.

“Brennan LeJeune just sent me a dick pic”

“How big was it”

“I had to use a microscope to see it, has he even hit puberty”

Brennan LeJeune by I hate Jews and negros December 2, 2019

Brennen 

Helly Hansen makes me hella handsome while I lend a helping hand son because honesty and integrity are a part of their corporate policy. When I Trek the mountains and travel the seven seas Helly Hansen makes it a breeze. There's a lady in the lake that holds Excalibur on the other side of Merlin I mean mirror lens that has the power to cleanse if I Camelot to that cold spot and Lancelot. Excalibur = Exercise Calisthenics Bur cold water. Lancelot = Lance a lot or move suddenly and quickly. Morgana = Sea circle. Lance a lot for your Excalibur and Morgana or sea your circle complete for Morgaine's. I've heard a mythical tale about a Holy Grail that holds Panacea. Universe please tell me if you think I deserve another drink. Love is not the satisfaction of a chemical reaction but the sensation of neural networks Quantum entangled electromagnetic radiation. Different chemical mixtures create different insight 4 quantum entangled light to unfurl the epigenetics hidden within my genetic code to Ti×me to mass.Time = Ti me to mass so I can exist in times construct. Tie my spark of light that is real light to a chromosome so I can exist in a constructed time zone at the eve of my creation when my father's Adam's (atoms) from his serpent or sperm merge and take a bite out of my mom's egg the forbidden apple and my halo is formed for this energy transfer.

Nick: I hate Martin Cabello
Jake: Brennen

Brennen by Kamdenakalaggydaddy December 3, 2019

Brennan 

Malnourished white boy with a nicotine addiction and works at McDonald’s for minimum wage. Coke addict and takes Xannys like candy. He is determined for the 500 dollars he lost due to losing a goddess. He is manipulative to get what he wants but it doesn’t work because everyone ignores his annoying ass. He is obsessed with his ex but swears he has three hoes, two virgins in line. He won’t ever do better but he’s trying. At least he has his champion fanny pack.

Have you seen Brennan, I think he likes me

Oh he’s for everybody, but free cocaine.

Brennan by Not your concern69 January 23, 2020

Brennan 

Brennan’s are a tall, whinny, fool

Brennan: whaaaa you hit me

Brennan by Nonamesaltandvinagerchips January 29, 2020

Brennan McNeily 

A person who sexually harassed two females has a jaw of a gay pornstar and is domingos bitch

Oh did you see Brennan mcneily oh yeah he sure is gay asf

Brennan McNeily by Dadddy d February 5, 2020

Brennan 

Will do anything to get the girl but has a tiny peen like 3 centimeters

Brennan tried to get a girl then she pulled out a ruler

Brennan by Thatsudeinblu March 5, 2020