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number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.
Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"
by baker808 January 22, 2010
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Blind Hole

When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom
I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole
by Domasikian January 19, 2017
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Gettin' Blind

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind
I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!
by Young Blaze September 8, 2011
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Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
I gave emily a blind wardrobe.
by Gavin Welker February 16, 2003
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019
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blind tiger

-childfree
- not having any children, especially by choice.
- denoting an environment, event, etc. from which children are excluded or absent.

Originally, 'blind tiger' is another name for a 'speakeasy.' A place or situation without children: a child-free establishment. A childfree couple/hotel/lifestyle. Adults-only environments.
My husband and I went to a luxury resort with blind tiger amenities.

Virgin Voyages is well-known for being a blind tiger cruise line and offers adults-only experiences.
by Dan_MD September 27, 2023
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Blind Watching

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.
by tarttator August 22, 2019
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