beaster

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay

hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster

by wes March 8, 2005

beaster

The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.

1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.

2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.

by darkmeat April 17, 2005

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

blisterbate

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

by Madmo February 25, 2015

blasher

An enormous shit, especially one a stinky one that is a pleasure to relieve from the bowels and mounds over the top of the water in the commode. Synonymous with shit island.

"Man, I have to take a blasher".

"God, someone left a blasher unflushed in the bathroom!"

by Rope a Nope June 12, 2019

local beasters

n. Locally grown weed. Usually only available in small quantities. Better than schwag, but nothing special.

Ryan whipped out a bag of some local beasters and rolled out a fucking hog leg.

by JayTang February 14, 2005

Berry Blister

Blister that forms on the tips of your thumbs from overuse of Black Berry.

"Trevor is the hardest working of the sales pit, just look at the berry blisters on his thumbs."

by TannisT February 15, 2008