Copp Balls

It’s gay

Copp balls are gay and tonmai and fat

by Coppsaregay June 4, 2019

The Baldening

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

Poop ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 8, 2021

amogus balls

amogie joe who???? candice who??? what?????????huh????? deez nuts TROLOLOLOLOLOL joe mungie chungie

jessie has amogus balls

by amogus balls licker August 23, 2021

Getting my balance

Violently stomping on a fallen adversary.

This euphemism was popularized by Ndamukong Suh of the Detroit Lions, who explained away his blatant kicking of a Green Bay Packers offensive lineman as a simple attempt to regain his balance.

Police Officer: Hey! You with the gold chain! Stop stomping on that homeless man!

Thug: Just getting my balance, sir.

by revnorb November 30, 2011

Blow The Balls

A phrase meaning to uncover something early, wreck it for others.

I was plotting to go burn down my neighbors pool when my crime partner decided to Blow The Balls on the plan and add water instead.

by Slim Jims R life February 1, 2015