Assmacgyver

An Escape Artist For Ass Ramming Situations

Jill managed to get teabagged but managed to escape
shes an assmacgyver

by The Sexy Stud November 3, 2007

excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

by DMC May 24, 2004

sassy ass assasin

an assasin with an abundence of swag and loves anal sex

p1: look at that guy over there why is he checking out her ass

p2: oh him hes a sassy ass assasin

by comander clit November 4, 2011

Assassins

A created WWE team that consists of Max, Big Daddy, Brando, and Superfly. They dominate anybody who stands in their way. They can even beat Triple H because they are more powerful than his backstage powers.

The Assassins just did the 3-D to Triple H threw the table!!!!

by Max and Brando October 15, 2005

Lagoon Assistance

To receive assistance while entering or exiting from a lagoon.

As I entered the lagoon, I received some assistance.(lagoon assistance)

by Salt Lands Admirer July 5, 2006

Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014

Saint Francis of Assisi

Co-host of "The View," 1998-2001. Best known for having supposedly lost nearly 250 pounds by eating at Subway.

"I'm Bizarro Saint Francis of Assisi!"
"I'm regular Saint Francis of Assisi!"

by I am so bored. January 11, 2005