Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
by MessyKairos March 07, 2019
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 17, 2023
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Your Parents

This is a noun used for indicating where your parents are at. This could be used for instances like:
“Hey, where are your parents? Did they go to get the milk again?
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Blue Parents

A term for a class of privileged people whose parents are rich or famous enough to have their own Wikipedia pages. Thus, when the parent's name shows up on a Wiki page, it would be a blue inline link.
You get good at musical theatre by practicing your singing and acting. You get on Broadway by having blue parents.
by Ofrenda December 21, 2024
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a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
Parent Locatis (parent on location!) means: a person who isn't biological related to someone but takes the role of a parent, ON LOCATION!
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The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.
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Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 05, 2020
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