albert snatzel

A unicorn man!

Look its Albert Snatzel the unicorn man!

by Addythequeen January 10, 2018

alberto pito

A skinny guy who can be snapped like a twig. He is y’all, mainly wears glasses, and gets all the bitches. He has the name pito in the end only if is dating Spanish girls.

Omg, Lilly has one fine Alberto Pito!!

by Boaturbanboaturbanboaturban January 19, 2018

Alberta Man Sued For Millions

the ad i keep seeing while looking through the dictionary

“hey! this Alberta Man Sued For Millions was sued for millions!!”

“i don’t care. i wanna go home”

by dunder.mifflin_ August 18, 2019

Alberto

That one nigga in the group that keeps farting . Often takes from 5 to 8 shits a day

Guy 1: Damn bro whys there shit all over the toilet seat and the floor
Guy 2: I saw Alberto walk out of here
Guy 1: Ah snm

by Noadjan February 13, 2020

alberto

alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.

damn alberto is fine af

by ampy bambi November 24, 2021

Albert

Albert is always a ginger whether you like it or not.

Dave: Albert is so cool
Jack: No he isnt he is ginger.

by IAmRightImBetterThanJesusAndU July 3, 2022

little albert

A little penis

Matts teddy bear little Albert is a little penis

by Josh poole November 27, 2014