Jack Attack

The sudden, overwhelming urge to masturbate, often causing the afflicted person to rub one out in a location other than their standard ejaculatorium.

I caught a glimpse of her meat flaps when she bent over, and I had a full-on jack attack. Seriously, dude... I had to go rub one out in her bathroom.

by fapfapsplort September 1, 2010

badger attack

An attack from behind, usually with dirty tactics.

Carl used a badger attack and shanked Bill with his shiv when he wasn't looking.

by Bob Phooman July 12, 2005

Sucker Attack

A temper tantrum. Can be considered the man's version of a bitch fit.

The young man at bar lost his money playing pool, and now he's having a sucker attack.

by germeanchocolate710 April 10, 2010

Heart Attack!

The feeling one gets when a typical casual marijuana user experiences when he smokes good chronic, or too much of something else. Smokers feel their heart race, and become paranoid thinking they are about to experience cardiac arrest.

My boy smoked me out last night, and i got too ripped. I thought i was going to have a Heart Attack!

by firtheria March 8, 2009

christian attack

When extremely religious christians try to push their beliefs on you.

1. I thought I was a good person, but I got attacked by two Christians today that told me otherwise.

1. Why is Jimmy reciting the 10 commandments to that girl?
Oh just leave him alone he is having a christian attack.

by ambeauch September 6, 2007

fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

by Miryam Websta April 25, 2004

sneak attack

1. The art of sneaking your unit into a chick's ass when you're doing her doggy style. (Note: This generally is not met with a good response)

Well, I pulled out and then sneak attacked her. She didn't even know what hit her.

by Zark January 19, 2005