St Skeletor's Day

Created by comedian Richard Herring, St Skeletor's Day falls on February 15th (the day after valentine's day) every year as a separate celebration for all the bitter lonely single people who didn't get cards the day before, or on any valentine's day ever.
Adam: Did you get any St Valentines Day cards?
Teela: No, I celebrate St Skeletor's day.
Adam: Did you get any St Skeletor's Day cards?
Teela: ...no.
by steve_rogers_is_dead September 27, 2007
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Pulling a St. John

Commiting an act of random stupidity and then proceeding to deny it, disregarding all evidence.
Pulling a St. John.

guy 1: dude we're going the wrong way.
guy 2: No we're not.
........
guy 1: dude that took like 2 hours longer than usual
guy 2: no no, I deliberatly drove that way, I wanted to see the coast road.
by Fionn Keane April 17, 2008
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Mt. St. Helensing

Getting mad, or blowing up at someone in a way that is undeserved.
'Why are you Mt. St. Helensing on the referee? You're such a dumbass.'
by Jesus God June 04, 2003
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St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!
by T-Bone McShane February 07, 2011
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St. John's College

A Liberal Arts college in the US, with two campuses: one in Santa Fe, New Mexico, and a needlessly preppy one, populated mostly by sophists. Famous for its approach to liberal arts, focus on great books, and its incredibly uncomfortable, but visually iconic, "Johnnie" chairs. Blackboards are everywhere at the college, and any attempt to change this policy is always crushed with extreme prejudice.

Students of the college are called Johnnies., and in place of professors, instructors are called tutors. This is because they are supposed to be on the journey of intellectual discovery with the students, rather than talking down to them. This is, most certainly, always the case, and tutors have never been known to give lectures in the middle of class to explain exactly why a particular school of thought is fundamentally incorrect because they entirely disregard the writings of one obscure thinker, the essays of whom said tutor will be happy to provide to the interested.

St. John's has no tests or exams. All students are evaluated through their writing and performance in discussion. To deal with the stress and anxiety which comes with much of the work of the college, many Johnnies smoke and engage in extreme forms of Bacchic revelry on a weekly to biweekly basis.

Contrary to popular belief regarding liberal arts degrees, Johnnies go into a variety of fields, mostly in education, academia, or corporate sophistry(commonly known to the uninitiated as the legal profession).
"Where are you going to college again?"
"Oh, I go to St. John's College in Santa Fe."
"Never heard of it."
"I'm not surprised."

Family member:"What do you guys even do at St. John's?"
Johnnie who has learned that most people are either totally disinterested in the truly meaningful parts of their studies and has lost all faith in the ability of most people to have serious conversations: "We read lots of books."
by notsocrates December 02, 2020
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St Johns Prep

The male private high school in Danvers in 2 words: Daddys money
by Just the facts October 10, 2020
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St Louis Shocker

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.
Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!
by theREALharryjones August 01, 2010
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