An Alfred Hitchcock occurs at night after sex. This is when you get up to turn the light on and your naked likeness creates a silhouette on the window shade.
After I gave her the business and smoked her boots, she turned on the light as I walked past her window, the neighbors got an eye full of Alfred Hitchcock.
by Rob11R September 8, 2013
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also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.
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by BrogoBroke October 14, 2019
Get the Alfaro mug.Alfie. noun. An underendowed, gayish, hairy, small, troll-like humanoid creature of Irish origin similar to a leprachaun, who is unusually immature and lacks self-restraint aswell as an attention whore. Prone to annoying people, especially members of the opposite sex, this creature is best repelled by a can of roach spray. It is to be noted that this creature has no sole, similar to that of a Ginger. Although roach spray may repell the beast the only efficient way of disposing of this beast is to behead it. An alfie also has powers such X-Ray vision for old men and nuggets, these are called Prostate powers. Be warned, this creature is dangerous, approach with caution and avoid rainbows.
2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities.
3. adj. Gay.
2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities.
3. adj. Gay.
Usages:
1. Noun. a. "Don't be such an Alfie or someone is going to spray roach spray on you!" b. "His penis is like a Rafael: small, gay, and hairy!" c. "Why does that guy act like such a Alfie?" d. "At parties he acts so Alfie, its really awkward being in public with him."
2. Adj. a. "I found a 4 Leaf Clover, because I am an Alfie I now have to go and fist myself".
3. Adj. a. "Are you bisexual or like, you know, just totally Alfie?" b. "Alfie Loves to fuck Leprachauns and drink Guiness in Cum stained glasses".
1. Noun. a. "Don't be such an Alfie or someone is going to spray roach spray on you!" b. "His penis is like a Rafael: small, gay, and hairy!" c. "Why does that guy act like such a Alfie?" d. "At parties he acts so Alfie, its really awkward being in public with him."
2. Adj. a. "I found a 4 Leaf Clover, because I am an Alfie I now have to go and fist myself".
3. Adj. a. "Are you bisexual or like, you know, just totally Alfie?" b. "Alfie Loves to fuck Leprachauns and drink Guiness in Cum stained glasses".
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B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.
A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.
B- Nah bro, didn't you hear? Its being picketed by alfalfags. They'll probably slash our tires for eating meat.
A- *splashes paint on leather jacket* Cow killer!
B- God damned Alfalfag, you ruined my $600 jacket!
A- Well, you killed a cow!
B- I'm suing your ass.
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