Alpha Male

The try-hard of gender: masculine edition.

See also: dudebro, Nice Guy (tm), fukboi, asshole

I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO CHUGS WHISKEY WHILE RIDING A TIGER AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING 'NO HOMO' AND HAVING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED SEX WITH HIS PENIS TAPED SHUT

by LizardWizard1 August 6, 2017

Alpha Male

One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.

Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!

by Nasty Nadz June 1, 2006

Alpha

Genuinely a 'one of a kind' man. Hot, sexy, suave, amazing lover, great fashion sense, honest, loyal, confident yet not cocky, has a phenomenal smile and the personality to match. Has a strong air about him that demands attention and respect and he accepts no less. Smart, strong, witty...the one woman that gets him should truly consider herself lucky and blessed.

Damn I love my Alpha!

This is an actual name! Publish it like every other name in the world is published on here!

by Sum1BtrThnU February 5, 2010

alphabesize

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

by deal April 26, 2006

Alpha Breast

the girl with the biggest tits at any event

With Kristins massive D size breasts she was easily the alpha breast at the party

by 22400michael March 9, 2011

Alpha Quitter

A person who deletes their membership to any form of social network while the network is in it's prime.

Max rescinded his facebook. What an Alpha Quitter. Ha- More like an Alpha Loser.

by Robespierre17000 July 25, 2011

alpha skank

A passive-agressive girl who frequently touches and flirts with unavailable men in front of their wives or girlfriends.

If that alpha skank rubs up on my date one more time I'll break her nose.

by bobsknobs November 26, 2013