The Murphy

When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.

“My girl gave me The Murphy treatment last night!”

by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024

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if something is good

yo that was so murphy

by murphyguy March 31, 2024

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The Murphy

When you are on all fours over a sleeping girl. As you stare directly into her eyes you begin urinating on her chest.

Doing the Murphy

by Speeg July 23, 2022

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Esteban Murphy

The biggest capper

Guy 1: I’ll be online tonight

Guy 2: No you won’t, you’re such an Esteban Murphy

by Johnnyon the spot July 26, 2022

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Carter Murphy

World’s highest bass master 💨

Carter Murphy is the Willie Nelson of bass fishing

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

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Murphy squirts

Diarrhea at the absolute worst time possible.

"I'm on a first date, hottest girl I've ever gone out with, we go back to her place to fuck, and just as I'm about to cum I get the Murphy squirts. Painted a path from her bed all the way to the toilet. I guess she didn't see the humor in it, cuz she didn't want a second date..."

by Bottom-feeder Beater February 18, 2022

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