pimp pie

finely minced pimps in thick gravy which is then put into a rich, flaky pie crust

MMM pimp pie! gee golly gosh, thanks ma!

by sekio October 21, 2004

Cock Pie

'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the Twats out there.
In many ways similar to humble pie but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by Balls but this is optional.

"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a Cock Pie fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."

by Harm February 17, 2005

delicious pie

something of which a lack of would create chaos

see the madness avenger game

by waffle October 13, 2003

PIE HAWKER

A guy who stands in front of an adult oriented business, such as a strip joint or XXX movie house, and tries to convince passersby to enter and, hopefully, spend a lot of money.

That pie hawker sed I would have a real good time, but all i did was drop $50.

by MITB January 28, 2006

Apple pie

Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.

Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?

by An apple paradise March 24, 2019

poo pie

pastry with an inside of pure poo. Just like a pie, but replacing meat with poo. This recipe is very common with the young teenagers that obsess over excreting into extremely odd places.

Yenda: " Hey Lloyd, you wanna come over to make a poo pie tonight?? I've got all the ingredients."
Lloyd: " Yea of course, I can bring over some extra filling, just let me go to the bathroom and i'll be over yours in about an hour"

by Yenda grape January 18, 2009

as cute as pie

Very very cute. In a cute kind of way. Not necessarily sexy though.

That new puppy is as cute as pie.

by Garrett June 26, 2003