Joey Moment

The moment when someone is flabergasted by a situation.

I had a Joey Moment when I saw the clown stop for gas.

by pkurfess June 16, 2009

Andu moment

An "Andu Moment" is an action that determines an event, a moment or an action that Andu does for ironic or serious reasons that some people would say it's rather stupid or they might think it's a predictable action that Andu does. "Andu moments" can also be past action memories that are summoned in the present.

CC: How did you get injured?
Andu : I've beat the shit out of an alcoholic but my hand is killing me now. So I'll just smoke some cigs and get drunk so my pain can go away.
CC: Andu moment...

by ToxicBoye May 18, 2021

Shay Moment

When you simp for someone in the Dream SMP for no particular reason.

"I simp for ____ too much. Idek why."
"Shay Moment."

by Frogginess September 18, 2021

Heathens Moment

When you're high, drunk, or any sort of daze with a bunch of others and the song heathens would be perfect in the background

After we came out of the bar was a perfect heathens moment

by 3lonMu$k November 7, 2016

Costco moment

When you do something of extreme autism, or when someone says something of low intelligence

"I write cheks to 330 people you know that" "yo that was a real Costco moment there"

by Hurting feelings globally December 22, 2020

OHSHIT moment

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

Andrew Moment

When someone, typically named Andrew, ignores the current situation only to ask what just occurred afterwards. This is applicable to missing entire topics in conversations and important events.

Me: "…and that's why I am afraid of SpongeBob"
Andrew: "What? I wasn't listening. What happened?"
Me: "Andrew moment"

by Pemherz February 5, 2023