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Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020
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Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.
Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart
by Used tampon February 2, 2022
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shart

(v) general positive utility verb; used as an attribute of a great achievement or event
1) Bro I sharted all over that test! Totally aced it!
2) This pizza sharts. So good.
by HungPistonsFan24 April 4, 2022
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Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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shart

it is a mixture of kampi,body guard and shit
lyla shart her pants
by kokichiswife January 12, 2021
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Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.
Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?
by shitweasel June 11, 2020
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