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The German Rockslide

If you jizz on a Girl's chest and kick her out of the bathroom back in the club !!
I just did my special finishingmove "The German Rockslide" with her !
by mahfakker August 8, 2012
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german sauna

A sexual act, during which two consenting individuals both defecate (without flushing) in the toilet and then make love in the steam of a hot shower that has absorbed the vaporous fumes of the preceding bowel movements.
Kelly-Anne and I both had beer cheese shits this morning and we clogged the toilet so we shared a stank german sauna.
by dougsdopedealer December 7, 2016
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german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.
Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.
by specialpants January 10, 2015
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German waffle

When a jew and a german guy are spooning and the german suddenly starts saluting and screaming our reich while he farts and accidently gasses the jew.
german waffle me Reichsführer “
by Ismeninja July 13, 2018
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german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
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german champagne

The act of performing an enema with an effervescent liquid, allowing it to then brew before serving it to your guests.
Mary, your husband makes a fine German Champagne
by German Champagne May 23, 2016
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German Bobsled

While following someone down the stairs, let them get ahead of you a bit. Position yourself sitting at the top stair, yell "EINS, ZWEI, DREI", and lunge yourself at them crotch first and spread eagle with the speed of an Olympic bobsledder! If you're lucky, your intended will grab you by the crotch in an effort to slow your descent.
Dude, last night I was showing someone around my apt, and I got surprise German Bobsledded! So naturally, I totally reciprocated with the crotch stop
by Palmher December 29, 2019
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