jale time

A period in da clink dat you hafta serve for abusing a substance of some kind. In America it refers to illegal drugs, but in da U.K. it could mean simply dat you tossed back too many tall frothies (i.e., pints of "ale") at da local pub.

Andy Capp occasionally has to do jale time for staggering about on his way home after having had Jackie re-fill his tankard too often.

by QuacksO January 27, 2023

Dame Time

In the last few possession's of a basketball game is when Damian Lillard hits shots from beyond Curry Range.

Yo 2 minutes left in the game and Dame is checking in that means its Dame Time.

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

private island time

Phrase first used by Anchor Island Coffee in Kansas City, MO to describe the daily ceremony of marijuana self medication

A: Are you available tonight?
B: No, I'll be on private island time
A: Nice, Enjoy!

by 32whiskey January 29, 2023

Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.

Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.

by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Dierreler Time

When you are waiting for your dealer to get back to you and they are taking too long and you come to the point that if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t. Also see Radiate App.

Looking for a ball bro, but if this guy is working on Dierreler Time if it happens it happens, if it don’t it don’t.

by Iamwebster1307 February 2, 2023