pimp daddy faith

she da swaggiest person on da earth

she into that freaky stuff, always spanking people👅 everybody wanna be like pimp daddy faith

yo, you so coo, but not pimp daddy faith coo.

you gotta pimp daddy faith a$$

by clothehoe October 9, 2016

Five Man Failure

Five Man Failure:Small business with less than 10 people. The business is usually dysfunctional. The CEO of the company has 'observation blindness' and coddles bad employees. In a large company issue employees would have been sacked for more dynamic candidates.

That tube store employee is passive aggressive and never emailed me to tell me that my special order was cancelled two months ago. They're running a "Five Man Failure".

by Energysoul July 26, 2016

catastrophic raid failure

Catastrophic RAID failure means your ultra-secret data saw the attack helicopters over the horizon and locked itself in the impenetrable underground bunker and detonated landmines and deployed automated weaponry all around the base. Enemy forces were wiped out in their entirety.

The good news is that your data is secure and bravely refused to allow itself to be compromised. Bad news is that I don't think your data is ever coming out of there again.

Hello,

Unfortunately earlier today the host that your VPS resides on had suffered a catastrophic RAID failure and was irrecoverable. We had attempted to restore the data but were unsuccessful. We have since created a new container and emailed you the new login information. We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

Regards,

by Peculiar Musings July 14, 2016

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

leap of faith

Where you trustingly "jump someone's bones" merely on his/her verbal assurance that he/she has taken sufficient precautions against pregnancy or other unwanted "after-effects" of said bouncy-bouncy.

Just because an approaching-middle-age hottie has been "doing it bareback without result" ever since she was a teenager is absolutely zero true guarantee that she will not unexpectedly begin ovulating --- that is definitely one "leap of faith" that you may want to think very carefully before taking! Wearing protection is still the safest/surest non-surgical/medicinal way of proceeding if you don't wanna hear da pitter-patter of little feet (and further burden the already-stretched-too-thin AFDC system)!

by QuacksO December 29, 2017

Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018