Penis

Me have penis

My penis i very small

by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020

Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.

Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?

by Idiotass March 05, 2017

penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.

Last night I had a penis abomination.

by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014

peni

plural of "penis"

look at all of those uncircumcised peni.

by Dumbtriangle April 27, 2021

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.

He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.

by smash kart August 12, 2018

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022