three nut peanut

someone who has multiple personalities, playing three different players

That three nut peanut is teaming up on me, the author is another three nut peanut

by 1willy April 8, 2011

Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom”

Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”

by voyceboy April 20, 2021

shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.

“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”

by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025

Nutting vid day

October 11th

Send her a vid of you nutting or else you've got the cheese touch😖

Oh look it's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka one of the best days of the year and I will not be caught with the cheese touch

by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020

Nut Audio

An MP3 file or sound only video consisting of the sound one makes when ejaculating.

Yo man, did you hear Alex's nut audio. He was really loud

by YeetTheChild69 January 13, 2025

Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019