Friend 

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

Friend by Among_us November 8, 2020

friendapaloosa 

When you see friend after friend after friend in one long succession.

Sam's on a friendapaloosa this weekend visiting each of her besties.

friendapaloosa by Marc Mushroom November 11, 2020

Friend 

I dont have it

Person:I dont have Friend

Friend by 🚫 🧢ㅤㅤ November 15, 2020

Friend 

Something you do not have.

"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."

Friend by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020

Friend 

A word that people use however they want. Sometimes it means someone you have no romantic interest in, sometimes it does. This word causes a lot of confusion because no one ever knows what the other person means when they say they are "friends" with them.

Beck: "I'm so confused. Dean told me to never leave his side because he'd never leave mine. He talks to me for hours and says super sentimental things all the time. But then he will say that I'm SUCH A GOOD FRIEND! It's driving me crazy. STRAIGHT GUY FRIENDS DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THIS TO STRAIGHT FEMALE FRIENDS. I feel like a second lead in a drama..."

Friend by Amaralove2 December 1, 2020

Frienders 

A guy who likes transgenders and watches Friends.

That guy there is definitely a Frienders.

Frienders by Austin Fine December 10, 2020

Friend 

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

Friend by Venus A. December 14, 2020