Jack the Ripper Baby process

This is when you want to have a baby that is made from no love whatsoever. So the baby won’t be so nice. Or loving or kind. Like the perfect soldier for the military or if a girl don’t like soft men. So you basically have your man use a condom while having sex and the tip is cut open prior and only the tip so the cum go inside the girl and the sperm get her pregnant but he don’t feel nothing at all because the condom over his penis and no joy came from making this baby.
Jack the Ripper baby process babies are becoming quite popular for being used in the military and police force and fbi. Hmm. I wonder what kind of baby I am. Wait never mind that.
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What Ethan Couch's grossly-overly-indulgent/forgiving/accommodating father snortingly snarled to school officials prior to his absurdly-outrageous offer to buy da entire school just so dat his "little Prince" (i.e., "baby") would be treated (read, "coddled"!) da way he preferred, rather than his being compelled to behave in a rational/responsible/respectful manner towards his fellow students and teachers, or subjected to da standard disciplinary-procedures if he declined to proffer said reasonable demeanor.
If Ethan Couch's father had not whooped his asinine "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" battle-cry during his surly son's formative years while he was in school, maybe both Ethan and his also-shockingly-pandering mom would not have subsequently had to "stand in da corner big time" (i.e., go to prison after committing infinitely-more-serious crimes) sometime down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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Give birth to baby jesus

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards
I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus
by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021
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super king cow baby

Super King Cow Baby is a nickname for So Junghwan and So Junghwan only.
If you use it for anyone else I will haunt your dreams and you'd be living your worst nightmare.
So Junghwan,is our Super King Cow Baby and we love him with all our our heart
by jikjin May 01, 2022
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hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man
Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.
by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012
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Have a baby through my ass.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.
by kingbruin April 29, 2011
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