not my circus, not my monkeys

absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.

its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys

by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

Smoke Monkey

City Dweller, Londoner, Mancunian, Liverpudlian, Brummie.

Yeah, i may be a Carrot Cruncher but at least i ain't a Smoke Monkey.

by Fatcnut. October 17, 2023

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

by nbkNova August 9, 2023