Nut Smuggler

Adam Harnum

Adam Harnum is a nut smuggler

by mittehitte January 9, 2020

Nut Nut November

Greatest redditors of all time and the god of upvotes. His origins remain unknown but some sources say he joined reddit in spring of 2019 with intentions of a cumbrain. Then he came across top tier shit from r/memes and decided karmawhoring was the way for him. Reddit admins hated him and banned many of his accounts but each time he came back stronger and stronger. He continued shitposting on various subreddits and is known for having a 100 day streak of shitposting on r/dreamsmp. He was rewarded with upvotes, awards and thousands of followers. He even gained recognition outside of reddit, on twitter, youtube and pornhub

Legends say he's karmawhoring till this date...

Year 2069(Nice)
Bot: Do you know who Nut Nut November was?
Human: Oh boy I haven't heard that name in years, sit down and let me tell you a story.

by Yee yee ass haircut June 16, 2021

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Nut Butter

Nut butter is foul tasting butter resembling peanut butter but in no way an equal. Death to all nut butter

Some guy: Hey, iḿ on a diet where is the nut butter?
Employee: Right this way sir.

The employee then takes him to the front doors and kicks him out. Stay in school, and eat nut butter. I meant dont eat it. its poisonous.

by luqerbqli March 18, 2019

Deez nuts

Gobble gobble gobble gag gag gag slurp slurp slurp

Hey there’s deez nuts let me suck um

by Deeznutsexpert June 12, 2023

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

Something your move loves salivating over

She took a big slurp of Deez Nuts

by Flag fanatic January 17, 2022