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Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.
Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass
by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019
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Penis

Male body part used to reproduce, and urinate.
Ey Jim, i've stuck my penis into your girlfriend last night!
by edasherr June 19, 2018
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penis

funny word, used to make kids. Fucking amir with it yeah!
by youravgcockbouncer March 28, 2022
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Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
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Parkinson's penis

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"
by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021
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ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.
person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered
by cukmepls June 3, 2013
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PENIS

the male weener that women love
I HAVE A BIG PENIS
by kyophger December 14, 2022
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