When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.
"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.
by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025
Get the Penis levitation mug.by JimmyDuckyBalls28 April 5, 2024
Get the Penis mug.When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.
by lamronnem April 6, 2024
Get the Penis Gooster mug.evil penis. most white men have it. specifically below-average looking men. immune to black people. hispanic, asians and all other races have slight chance to have it.
by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024
Get the skibidi penis mug.
girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.
by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024
Get the Penis mug.by gigadiga April 19, 2024
Get the big penis mug.