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Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Urban Shopping

When your unprepared ass steals from food and other resources from your neighbors and other people in your area.
I caught three hood rats in the middle of urban shopping my neighbor's house.
by RealRolexGuy March 18, 2020
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Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

A fake online dictionary which is actually just full of malware, profanity, and adult content. This website shouldn't even be online. It should be in a court. The word "fake" F-A-K-E, is everywhere. Bad grammar, inappropriate content, EVERYTHING. I don't know why you guys like this stuff, bad language, adult content. This is ridiculous. You people these days.

- Sincerely "Just someone who is standing up for what is right"
by "J.S.S.U.F.W.I.R" May 14, 2019
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urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.
person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.
by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

An amazing website with funny words
Friend:What does "Deez" Mean?

Me:You Dumbass, Check the urban dictionary you stupid fat pig.
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Urban Dictionary

A website that serves as an unofficial dictionary. Users add words and write the definitions themselves. Most words are forms of "internet slang".
Person 1: Hey, dude, look at the word I added to Urban Dictionary
Person 2: Sick word, dude
Person 1: Okay byeeeeeee
Person 2: What?
Person 1: *vanishes*
by gay broccoli July 3, 2020
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