Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

kitty text

Random letters and symbols typed on a keyboard by a cat before accidentally hitting enter

Ffdv bnccvbcccch)$@,,,:;dfhmm is not a word it is just kitty text

by Hacquer September 20, 2022

Sweaty Texan

when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

A Sweaty Texan is when a sweaty 60 year old texasman sucks your dick wearing an fbi jacket and lubes you up with his glowing sweat

by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 29, 2022

shy texter

A person whos misunderstood as a dry texter, when in reality, that person is just shy

im not a dry texter, im a shy texter

by HaraHara2005 October 8, 2022

Not Texas Man

Guy with a Incredibly small dick, He was born in a "Lab" got adopted by galactus, Then his 2 black father figures adopted him and called him texas man then died. He is also a famous retard and a viet.

Raiden is Not texas man

by hooman101 October 27, 2022

Portland Texas

Shitty town in texas near Corpus Christi that no one know or cares about

Where the hell is Portland Texas

by idontcareabanything January 23, 2023

2am texting

When yall never text freaky but start sexting at 2AM

S: Yo me and D’s 2AM texting hits diff, Ian ever going back
B: Damn bro

by stephenos January 23, 2023