Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

Penis

Wow Yours is small

Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small

by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021

Penis Butter

Human cum

White Negro: Wouja LIKE some Penis Butter!?!

Buttnigga: Um, sure, yea---

White Negro: I'MMACUMMON YURTITS!!!

by AutismBlaggleTeam December 6, 2020

pretzel penis

A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel

My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis

by your friendly neighborhood pp May 30, 2018

Devins Penis

A giant third leg with creamy cream

“I love sitting on Devins Penis.”

by User13949485 May 28, 2022

Penis night

The evening when the bois get together to discuss many topics including bodily functions.

Sam are you coming to penis night?
I can’t believe Sam isn’t coming to penis night

by Peevening June 3, 2019