Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

nut

what u call someone when they are a being a cheeky beast in a way that is irritating or annoying

“ur being a nut right now”

“u bloody nut”

“francis? yeah, he’s a big fat nut”

by yutook2nut April 27, 2025

Nut

When you choke the chicken, yank the yoke, pull the plug, and a whitish fluid called cum just fires out your cock hopefully into a hot girl's cooch

Ah shit I just busted a nut in your mom. My bad.

by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021