Penis

Something you love.

Oh boy I do love that penis.

by Perceptional May 18, 2022

Peni

Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”

“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”

by that1.J April 30, 2022

Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-

“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Penis

Your mom's lunch and also male genitalia.

"Damn I have a huge penis"
- your sister probably

by anonymous July 24, 2022

penis thot

(p thot) Similar to a thot , but applies to guys who are gay/bi.

He only likes you cause he likes your chest and your penis, he a penis thot.

by smash kart August 12, 2018

Prestige Penis

The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.

I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.

by A Free Man February 17, 2022