The long dick of influence whose mileage may vary. It presents itself as an opportunity to get fucked over or be wielded for your own benefit.
I submitted my research literature to a journal and paid thousands for the publishing. Hopefully the Prestige Penis won’t fuck me over and instead advance my academic standing.
by A Free Man February 17, 2022

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”
“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”
“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”
by that1.J April 30, 2022

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.
by Idiotass March 5, 2017

A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.
by Ratman57 November 17, 2021
