monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap

Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!

by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008

clay monkey

A racial slur used to defined a native american.

Look at that fucking drunk clay monkey.

by Alexander jo December 6, 2013

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023

Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton

I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole

by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024

tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.

“hes such a tumble monkey”

by cracker12111 April 21, 2018

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019