penis

A thing that gets hard when aroused.

Me: I'm tired of my penis getting hard!

by TVking April 17, 2019

Penis

Wow Yours is small

Person 1: Wow big Is your penis man
Person 2: it’s very small

by Socks_are_cool October 11, 2021

Penis

Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches

Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Penis

What Brie’anah has

Omg Brie’anah’s a man she has a penis!!

by Ur a whore June 3, 2019

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022

penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard

i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing

by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017

Penis

It is a very ugly short little tree shaped stick

I saw a huge penis yesterday and I threw up

by Jdnhfjdbxhrke November 7, 2021