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Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.
"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."
by DryBurn April 15, 2016
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Bro-glow

The vibrant glow that bros achieve after a bro-ing out session. This can be considered the male equivalent of blushing.
After they shotgunned beers and chest bumped each other, the bro's faces had noticeable bro-glow.
by Trademarked by RyKat October 13, 2016
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harald glöckler

The man Queen of Hell thinks about when she touches herself at night.
"I want harald glöckler so fucking much" - Queen of Hell.
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no glove, no love

a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex

b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?

lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say

guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.

lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves

guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?

girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.

guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
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callum glover

Man callum Glover can be cool one moment and really mad the next
by Dacoolestguy May 27, 2017
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oven gloves

A white person's tool in order to not burn themselves
wow dude this meatball is really hot can u pass me the oven gloves
by memeballs June 29, 2017
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