When someone suddenly displays their uber score to someone, thinking their score is higher, and discovers their score is lower.
He took out his phone at the steakhouse, shoved it in his dinner partner’s face, and said “my uber rating is higher than yours”; oops, that was an uber fail, as his rating, 4.97, was lower than his dinner partner’s rating, 4.98.
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To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”
One-liner roasts:
When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.
To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.
Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
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"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
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When a man or men fail to prevent bad things from happening and they absolutely could've done something about it.
Letting the #MeToo Movement fester for so long that all men are now branded predators, repeatedly voting for makeup wearing clowns, and allowing the Supreme Court to install George W. Bush without demanding a re-vote are a few great examples of Male Fails.
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That glittering tent fairy went from tent to tent, leaving nothing but pixie dust and STDs in their wake.
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