chocolatey cunt

The act of having diarrhea and shitting on a vagina and proceeding to watch as both parties cop ants look on in horror, or in the act of making chocolate covered rice crispy treats with chocolate chips on top with vanilla frosting.
1. “My boyfriend wanted to make me a chocolatey cunt but I was so unsure of it, after he did it we had the best night of our lives!”
2. “My boyfriend and I decided to make chocolatey cunts! It was so amazing!”
by GodMasterVinee October 12, 2017
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Lowest cunt

The definition of lowest cunt is luqman abdi the lowest bloke on earth
Fuck man luqman is just the lowest cunt on earth
by Lowest Bloke April 30, 2018
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Cunt Flap

The Meaty Curtain Flab of Flesh billowing over the Clit mountain.
Where is it, I cannot encroach upon thy Clit Mountain, for there is a mighty Cunt Flap obscuring my approach?!?!
by Bupp&Zeider January 26, 2025
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Cunt salad

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"
by Eikoxo April 03, 2025
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special cunt

A special cunt is someone who's retarded and an asshole, at the same time!!?
Me:"Ryan your a special cunt" Ryan:"uhhajavjdn fuck you uhhhahdkdb"
by mommyallana September 20, 2023
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orca cunt

"She lied to me behind my back"
"That orca cunt!"
by Theuserofthename August 03, 2015
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Cunt Times

Cunt times is worse than the worst experience. It is a sequence of events that has you wanting to go tear your hair out… usually at some trivial idiot that is making tour life difficult with their petty interference.
It’s been absolutely cunt times trying to get my refund from the hotel; it’s taken three phone calls yesterday (where I was disconnected twice) and 1.5 hours on the phone last night and those unaccomodating fuckwits still refuse to give me all my cash back.
by Mick E P August 11, 2021
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