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National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day
National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”
by Uemm March 5, 2025
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Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 April 19, 2018
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nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.
I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"
by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017
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Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.
Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!
by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Nut

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I
by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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