hole in one 

When two homosappiens of the female sex insert an exceptionally large dildo into their vaginal hole then the other female sticks the dido into her vaginal whole (the dildo is in both females at the same time)

Two bitches where doing the old hole in one technique in my bed and i was like havent seen that since nam

hole in one by The nozek November 12, 2013

willy the one eyes jungle worm 

The largest cockasourus know to man who only ate baby's feet. It was known to swallow women whole to in pregnant them. It was always horny.

For example a tall man walkin down the street who sees a women drags her Into a ditch and rapes her will be called "willy the one eyes jungle worm"

willy the one eyes jungle worm by Jim's girl <3 February 4, 2014

all eggs in one basket 

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.

Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.

all eggs in one basket by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015

man with one nut 

Usually a guy who has been through a lot making them superior in bed with ladies but not so great making babies, which makes them the happiest males.

That man with one nut looks so much happier than I feel.

man with one nut by Big Slim Islander September 11, 2016

Pulled a quick one

when someone tries to kiss you or make a move on you in an instant.

"When I was hugging him goodbye, he pulled a quick one on me."

Pulled a quick one by rt_kris June 16, 2016

The Ancient One

He who shall not be named. If a human being even dares to whisper his name, a destructive forces will be brought upon us all.

He had seven sons, from which he shaped the earth, but one son went against him; Mester. He shaped the very essence of life as we know it from the stars and earth. Only he masters the Jinga. A capoeira battle unfolded between the two forces of divinity. In the end, The Ancient One was banished to the dark abyss that is the very core of the earth. But it came at a great price, Mester was flung out into the most outer regions og space, where he watches over us, in fear of approaching the earth, as it may awaken The Ancient One once again.

Thank you The Ancient One for shaping the Earth on which I stand and the food I eat. Thank you Mester for shaping life and feelings in your own image. I am eternally greatful.

The Ancient One by Worshipper of Mester December 2, 2016

the wet one 

Very sexy. Can make girls wet with his mind. Very good in the bed. He has a pineapple fetish.

The wet one likes to give sad handjob to wet people.

the wet one by Wetish February 20, 2017