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vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.
I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"
by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024
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Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.
I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
by Truthgenie November 24, 2021
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Cunt Double

When you find a porn star that resembles a person you know in real life
Instead of shooting your shot, simply avoid devastating rejection by going home and searching their cunt double on pornhub. Easier, cheaper, and non-judgmental .
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
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cunts

cunts are another form of humans definitely not fake drunkens. they love to stay home and day dream about going out without the actual feeling or motivation to go out. not very ambitious just wings every tests and still managers to get pass 50% except for math. grew up on fantasy then grew out of it and into reality less expectations just more daydreaming about living like an extrovert than an introvert. yum meat pie
by Investitties December 27, 2021
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Fat Cunt

Fat Cunt Means When Someone Messes Up Do The Worst Joke Or Anything
by NCR R a n g e r April 18, 2018
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Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.
Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"
by KingMosquito June 28, 2010
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Cunt it

A term only ever used when Troy Deeney takes a penalty
by Jamielee2810 January 22, 2021
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