Im about to monkey

when it is hot outside and it’s to the point of exhaustion or likely to cut up/show your ass from the heat

Im about to monkey out here! I almost monkey 3 times today!

by ClicktyClackTheBadBihIsBack26 June 15, 2022

Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.

Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?

by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022

Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.

"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.

by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022

is that a monkey?

we may never know if its a monkey.

Bob: hey Chris, is that a monkey?
Chris: idk

by risrassser12 August 22, 2022

Boom Boom Monkey

Racists Term for a Muslim man

Your a fucking boom boom monkey

by Shtboxslider November 20, 2022

homophobic gangbang monkey

the act of removing the foreskin of a monkeys penis

person 1: im gonna homophobic gangbang monkey that guy over there

person 2: what the fuck

by ifuckkids97 August 25, 2022

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022