penis

a very big sword
woah thats a big and hard penis
by p0gch@mp March 03, 2021
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a nice beverage on a hot summer day
are you thirsty?

yup
got a penis for you
thanks man
by w h or enjsmna June 30, 2021
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if you have one, its probably small. cannot see it even with a microscope.
woah. your penis is smaller than i excpected.
by ginormousgibboninggibbon December 21, 2022
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you know, that dangly thing between your legs if you're a man? the one you piss out of? the one you CUM out of?
Person 1: yo look at my penis
Person 2: Why are you even asking me to do that?
by Charuzu March 27, 2023
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Why r uste ? Oh My Penis is so big
by Funzelfister69 January 22, 2020
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My penis thought to divorce since she is not a ho.
by Borislav February 16, 2017
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Mine is small. And that is fine
You have such big dick energy you can say you have a small penis
by Inva November 10, 2021
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