Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

Penis

Another word for your willy

I’m just scratching my penis

by Me lil j December 14, 2018

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

penis

penis is something that women dont have

My girlfriend does not have a penis

by pontadact February 5, 2019

penis vacuum

Simply stated, a polite term for a cocksucker.

Fuck you, you worthless little penis vacuum!!!

by Teleohony000 May 25, 2024

Penis

A very nice African American person who has a very large dick

Are you a penis?

by Food guy 2 January 28, 2021

Peni

The one true plural for penis.

"Hey, were you at the party last night?"
"Man I was in the middle of it. Jake and his 5 other friends had some crazy peni."

by anonymous April 13, 2025