Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.

I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!

by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020

Hard Time

What your dumb ass ends up serving because you mixed up your Grandpa's viagra with his valium.

Man I just wanted to get high. I drank too much Jack, took two of Grampys viagra cause I thought they was the valium. You can't hide that shit in track pants. I did 4 hours of hard time bitches.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020

half time watch

When a movie is so bad you can't even bear a one time watch.
"OR"
When you leave mid-movie/interval.

"Bro,you went to watch the latest tw***ght flick right? How was it?"
"Hey! Hey! Not so loud Brah! -_- And It wasn't even a half time watch"

by aru007_avi March 30, 2016

Karlak Time

Being considerably late to a party (roughly 2/3 hours).

Rachel is always arriving at Karlak time.

by DJ151190 June 23, 2023

Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.

Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.

by Tats_xx94 January 17, 2021

time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.

You better get the butter, time is a thief.

by 22AndJew May 29, 2017

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017