Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

bleach nut

the smell of old cum mixed with pussy juice the day after sex

damnnnn my underwear and pussy smell like bleach nut

by rnutlover April 19, 2024

nuts

the body part above the penis aka balls

did you suck dans nuts last night

by bigamericanidiot April 23, 2022

Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.

The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.

by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022