you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.

by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019

dont hit me up

A modern way of saying not to talk to me

Friend: I just fucked your ex
Me: Dont hit me up

by cuckmaster666 April 27, 2017

no me gusta comer caca

The phrase 'no me gusta comer caca' means that 'you have been played'. Don't look it up.

One might say one has been played by another. But a true genuous would ejaculate 'no me gusta comer caca'.

by I_don't_wear_a_hat November 4, 2019

so your approaching me

ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so your approaching me jotaro

by Sketch Bot May 27, 2020

have sex with me bitch

The way of trying to force someone into having sex with you. Or in more modern terms, fucking you. If you use this phrase it could scare the person off, or make them more interested. Just don’t try this please-

Scared partner version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: AHHH NOOOO NOT NOWW
The Interested Parter Version: Y/N: Babe, HAVE SEX WITH ME BITCH. Partner: Okay, when? Now? Later? Whenever you want~.

by thatonepansexualgamer July 5, 2022

well fuck me running

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

by fucwad March 17, 2004

Don't Get Me Wrong

A chick who is not beautiful or extremely sexy - but has just enough appeal to have sex with. Indicates a willingness to have sex even though there are obvious faults.

A:That chick has a huge ass and a mustache but great tits.
B: Don't get me wrong (I'd fuck her).

by AZ Woody October 20, 2008