Time

the thing that goes lightspeed when we play but slows down to the speed of a turtle when we hate the event happening such as school

uugh why is time go brrr when i play minecraft!

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 19, 2021

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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 9, 2020

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4th time this weeek

When something constantly happens to you multiple times in a week and it’s like just your bad luck and not your fault

sir ur under arrest

officer that’s the 4th time this weeek

by 5p bags from asdas September 16, 2018

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face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005

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